Page Six is way harsh on Gisele today, reporting that the model will leave Victoria's Secret because her $5 million contract can't hold up. Their source says, "Victoria's Secret doesn't care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won't have to deal with any craziness." Interesting. But if Victoria's Secret can replace Gisele, they'll need a vaguely blonde bombshell with sex appeal and high fashion cred. She should also be slightly normal - most girls can't imagine being Heidi Klum or Alessandra Ambrosio, but somehow becoming Gisele in the bedroom isn't so hard. Trust us, we've tried. Anyway, our pics for nouveau Gisele come from last season's Victoria's Secret runway: Caroline Trentini is also Brazilian, also hot, and also in the favor of Anna Wintour - a triple threat indeed. Meanwhile, Canadian Heather Marks looks so good in a bikini she could easily stop traffic, and her huge smile wouldn't scare girls off at the mall. And Jessica Stam would be the ultimate Angel, but is her career too haute for a permanent mass market deal? Who do you want as the new Angel?