We love Kelly Clarkson, but it's definitely not because of her clothes. That's why the news that American Idol will launch a clothing line was so confusing, and a little disheartening. The whole point of the contest is that you can win because of your innate talent - not because you're pretty or stylish, a point made painfully clear than Antonella Barba (the contestant whom we called "Princess Jasmine") got cut despite her knockout face, body, and wardrobe. Regardless, American Idol has paired with Lyric Jeans on a line of junior clothing, which will be available this fall and next spring in department stores. We hope it bears little resemblance to the clothes actually worn on American Idol, which are so cheesy, they should come with their own dairy farm.