We can't stop laughing over Fabiola Beracasa's couture recap for New York Magazine. In fact, we sort of wish it were a movie, since the adventures include... -Almost missing the Chanel couture show, and sprinting up a giant hill to watch it from the wings. -Admitting that she may be a bit of "a military slut" after the Gaulter show. -Packing twelve pairs of shoes, but no sweater -Pelting Lily Cole in the head with a white carnation during the Lacroix finale. In our film version, Fabiola will be played by Drew Barrymore, and Karl Lagerfeld will be played by John Travolta. Lily Cole will play herself.