Our favorite weekend gossip comes from Berlin, where our spies tell us that Katie Holmes and baby Suri showed up for the Hugo Boss after party, only to be turned away at the door. The official reason was that the party was too crowded, but we hear the Germans really dislike Katie - according to one friend in Berlin, "we think her marriage is a sham." Well, obviously, but isn't her cute haircut enough to compensate? Katie's a regular at Paris Fashion Week, but the buh-bye from Hugo Boss might prompt other fashion brands - those that don't believe aliens secretly rule the earth - to eschew Ms. Holmes as well, and win consumer loyalty and approval in the process. Poor Katie - but maybe Posh Spice can lead her to redemption.