If Shakespeare were here, he'd write a coke-fueled comedy about the supposed love triangle between Pete Doherty, Kate Moss, and our favorite model Irina Lazareanu. Instead, we've got The Daily Mail, which calls their comedy "Betrayed!" and gives it two pages in today's paper. Their story: Irina and Pete are back together. Kate Moss is devastated. Boo. The reality: Probably not so much. Irina and Pete have been friends for years. The circumstantial evidence of a mutual drug-binge between the two doesn't confirm a conjugal visit (though it does sound awfully dangerous). Meanwhile, we have trouble trusting the credibility of any paper claiming that only after booking the TopShop campaign, "Irina has since become an increasingly popular fashion model, modelling for top designers including Chanel, Balenciaga, Alexander McQueen, Anna Sui, Lanvin, Versace, and many more." The bonus to this circus: Album sales for Irina will probably skyrocket (if the record ever comes out).