10. Didn't they build up this Project Runway challenge to be so unique and crazy that it would alter the show's style forever? And this big crimp in the formula turns out to be... um, menswear? 9. Haven't gay men and football suffered enough? 8. Who was Gargamel's cat in The Smurfs? Azreal? Doesn't Christian kind of remind you of him? 7. Exactly which men will Elisa touch? 6. How cute is Kit? Seriously, we might actually like her. 5. Mrs. Barber's Versace dress: real or from Bebe? 4. Does Michael Kors really want us to look at the male model's crotch? Oh yes; yes he does. 3. How long are we giving Sweet Pea's extra-long tie to show up, in all seriousness, on Jamie Burke? 2. Next week, Bon Jovi? 1. Do you want to get drunk? Because we have an idea - let's take a shot every time Kevin tells the camera that he's a totally macho straight guy. And then let's not stand up for three days.