Our grandparents had "Who's on First?" and now, maybe, we have "Who's On Hearst?", an inadvertent fashion comedy routine presented by The New York Times. They've got a story today on how It Bags are like New York real estate - irresistible, overpriced, and ultimately doomed. The piece is excellent, as is its writer Eric Wilson, but despite its sliver-sharp theories on the Stam-as-Condo, we laughed harder than a Jon Stewart audience when we read it. Below are some choice quotes that maybe show you why: "The Uptown, the Downtown and the Muse are designs from Yves Saint Laurent, not buildings by André Balazs." - Eric. "Some people still carry the Muse bag... They think the Muse is hot, because they’re kind of behind.