We're still wretching from last month's hyped subway setup, where video blogger Patrick Moberg saw a cute girl on the subway - then told every newspaper and blog in New York about it. Apparently, Urban Outfitters was just as annoyed, since their clever designers invented a bag to help you meet other cute, shy kids: The "Introduce Yourself, Dammit!" tote. Created for supermarket and shopping outings, the bag screams "WE HAVE NOT MET" in huge, crafty letters sure to brush up against any adorable guy on the subway, in the library, or at the French Fry station at Whole Foods. The tote can also help you cut back on wasteful plastic bags, and maybe if you meet a cute guy while wearing it, you can sell your movie rights, too - Although here's a memo for the subway crusher and his Australian girlfriend: We all saw On the Line with Lance Bass and Emmanuelle Chriqui, and it wasn't so amazing the first time.