Earnest Sewn needs a PR assistant to work in their West Village office. You should have 1-2 years of PR or magazine experience, and be ready to work on January 3. You should also be awesome. If you think you can breeze through sample pulls, showroom cleanups, calendar organizing, gift sending, and wearing cute jeans at all times, send a brief cover letter and resume to Eleanor Ylvisaker: email@example.com Please only apply if you're qualified, and don't embarrass yourself by wearing another brand of pants to the interview. They won't look as good on you anyway.