If you’re sick of shopping for other people and can feel a fat bonus weighing down your wallet, take yourself to either of Opening Ceremony’s sales, starting today! Things you could walk away with from the season sale: Topshop, Alexander Wang, Boy, and more- all 30-60% off. And at the sample sale? Same names (and probably Chloe Sevigny’s line), 75-95% off. Both of these sales started at 11am today, so fake like your sick, switch into flats and stop by the ATM- they’re only taking cash. Season sale- at their store, 35 Howard St. Sample sale- 10 Greene St, basement level.