We're all giggly over Style.com's new video of Irina Lazareanu, for the following reasons: *She manages to talk for three minutes straight and say some really profound things, while making absolutely no sense. *She looks the same before having her makeup done as after, because she's just that gorgeous. *She introduces us to "Harper," who is actually "Harper Simon," who is actually "The son of Paul Simon," whom we guess is a substitute for the other son-of-rock-star Sean Lennon. *She takes us to a party that happened three months ago. *She shows us a little of her Mercer Street apartment, which is so big and so lovely (grrr). *She wears little pink antennae on her head. Which just seals the whole thing for us. Enjoy!