10. Dear Christian, you must think "prom is horrible and tacky" because you had to take a girl - right? 9. Dear Ricky, can we offer you a Zoloft instead of a Kleenex? Stop crying! 8. Dear Victorya, do you really want Christian to help you with your prom dress? Didn't you see what he wore to prom? Wait, don't you see what he's wearing now? 7. Raise your hand if you're surprised that Kit was popular, rich, and dressed like Britney Spears in high school? Yeah, us either. 6. Did Sweet Pea ride a motorcycle to prom? And do it in the back of a pickup truck in the high school parking lot? Is that question rhetorical? 5. Will Doo.Ri / Derek Lam sue Rami for copying their dresses? 4. Hey Nina, what did you wear to your prom? 3. Shouldn't Chris play Edna Turnblad in the Broadway production of Hairspray? OMG yes. 2. Why do teen girls think updos look good for prom? Doesn't anyone else think they look tacky and suburban? 1. Would you let Michael Kors dress an 18-year-old? Except for Hilary Rhoda?