"Say this: 'Doutor, eu nao tenho bunda. Por favor, eu realmente preciso daqueles implantes de bunda.' Translation: 'Doctor, this baby don't got no back. Please, I really need those saline butt implants." - The Moment's Sameer Reddy on how to ask for the plastic surgery du jour while in Ipanema.
"I'm sure that a lot of women look at me and say, 'Why doesn't she do anything to her face?' But every time that I have contemplated it, I just feel