"Say this: 'Doutor, eu nao tenho bunda. Por favor, eu realmente preciso daqueles implantes de bunda.' Translation: 'Doctor, this baby don't got no back. Please, I really need those saline butt implants." - The Moment's Sameer Reddy on how to ask for the plastic surgery du jour while in Ipanema.
"There's the Pope and there's Valentino. In this city, I don't know who else is as famous." - Walter Veltroni, Rome's Mayor.