Two years ago, New York Magazine explored the curious phenomenon of children-as-hipster-accessories. Among the shocking discoveries - that kids don't like their parents' indie rock; that kids don't like their parents' wacky haircuts - there was also the notion that kids' clothing doesn't translate into the too-cool adult world, especially without an infant line from Urban Outfitters. Bu all that is about to change, thanks to Ben Sherman. The British sportswear brand just launched Ben Sherman Kids, a wee line that makes skinny jeans, stovepipe suits, and tons of houndstooth available to first graders. They probably still won't like their moms' Sex Pistols albums, but oh well... the conversion from Spongebob to *Stellastarr has to start somewhere.