NYLON gets everything these days - In addition to Faran, the beauty team over there got their pretty hands on ten bottles of the only-sold-in-Europe nail polish, Blue Poison by Dior. But because everybody over there is so cool, they're going to give them away to the ten funniest people who can act faster than the bottles disappear. E-mail email@example.com, include all your info and write "Blue" in the subject line. Oh, and yeah, include the best dirty joke you can think of - only the ones that make the NYLON staff do spit takes have the chance to win (we're not making this up). Get going!