10. Did Tim just say they were going to "The Spandex House"? 9. Can you really say you're a "classy sexpot" if you're wearing panties and a metal studded bra? 8. Christian, was "Ferocia Coutura" the name of your Halloween costume when you were eight? And ten? And nineteen? 7. Why is Tim telling them to "make it work" five minutes before the runway show? Isn't it a little late? 6. How many times a week does Heatherette go to the Spandex House?! 5. Don't you think Christian would wear his own wrestling outfit to a party? 4. Ricky, what is that weird piece of equestrian hardware on your model's panties? Can we call this outfit "Gucci Hoochie"? 3. This might be the first time we've heard Richie Rich say something is slutty and not mean it as a compliment. 2. Chris' awesome outfit = Lagerfeld does WWF? 1. WHAT is the big field trip next week? The Met Gala?