Dear Gwyneth, We know you're busy being a mom and an actress and all that other worthy, perfect-life stuff, but do you think you could also open a dress clinic for young starlets? Because the dress you wore to the Gucci party could certainly teach some of these girls (cough, Lindsay, cough) what a real movie star looks like. The thing that's nice is, you don't just look famous and beautiful - You also look really modern and sexy. The way you went with a shorter dress instead of something floor-length is really perfect, and the bare part of your shoulder is the right slice of hot without any edge of slut. We hope someone besides us is taking notes - After all, we're not the ones who can afford that dress. Dammit.