In college, we studied with a rich girl. She was in our art program, and bought Louis Vuitton bags to cut up or cover over, or half burn or part shred or whatever. She said it was a comment on consumerism but we thought a little differently: That she was a pretty 19-year-old showing off all the shit she could buy. We haven't seen her since, but yesterday in Paris, we did spot this: A new Colette art exhibit from the artist Comenius Roethlisberger, with giant chocolate blocks carved with designer logos. You'll notice the logos are white, and that's because they've been filled with a mix of powdered sugar and cocaine. We have to laugh because of how it could hold up in court: Drug laws versus artistic expression? Also: You think anyone will bust Colette for possession charges?