We seem to have in our inbox the casting notice for Fashionista, the ELLE-helmed reality show where seemingly clueless but probably staged contestants vie for a job as Joe Zee's assistant. 1. We're dying to know what Joe Zee's current assistant has to say about all of this. 2. Here's the notice: "Can you identify the best designs from the top designers with a glance? Are Manolo, Prada and Gucci a few or your favorite words? Is one of the best things in your life your wardrobe and footwear? Do you spend hours lost in a copy of Elle Magazine, daydreaming about a career in fashion? If so, the CW Television Network and the creators of "Project Runway" and "America's Next Top Model" are about to offer you the opportunity of a lifetime! No experience necessary. But style, intelligence and a great work ethic are a must. We are now casting an untitled reality competition that will take viewers (and cast members) behind the fashion world's velvet rope for a chance to work side-by-side with a who's-who of high fashion and a chance at a career-launching grand prize. Email us at FashionFabCasting@gmail.com In order to be considered you must tell us in one page or less who you are and why you stand out in the crowd. Include your name, age, city, occupation, and contact phone number and email address. Also, send two clear current photos of your choice: one full body, one closeup! THE OPEN CALL WILL TAKE PLACE THIS SATURDAY FEB. 9TH FROM 11AM TO 4PM!!! BE THERE!! Park Central New York 870 Seventh Avenue at 56th Street New York, NY 10019 Registration location: Manhattan Skyline" Hmmm, one full body, one closeup... because Joe Zee's assistant has to be pretty (duh). Note to CW: PLEASE bring back Gossip Girl instead!