Scene: The Tudor premiere party. Peter O'Toole dances by piano. Jonathan Rhys Meyers huddles with girlfriend. Wine flows like it did in Henry's court.

Tracey Ullman: Darling, don't you want to ask us what we're wearing?

Britt: Um, sure.

Bruce Wagner: Ahh! This is my favorite coat! It's by Ann D-d-d-d - what's her name?!

Tracey: Demeulemeester - meulemeester - meulemeester!!!.