"As the owner of a 32E bosom, I was once informed that the Vivienne Westwood clothes I was eyeing up were for women who want to look as if they have breasts, not for those already in possession of them. On another occasion, a designer stared at my unclothed form and stuttered: "Hourglass!" in tones one might use to utter the word "paedophile". Most mortifying of all was the moment an Armani tailor waved her hand dismissively across my chest, before pronouncing: "These are not Armani!" - Hannah Betts, in the Daily Telegraph.
"I don't use a computer; I do research with my brain...And if I want or need to - I get people to do it for me." - Karl Lagerfeld, on his computer ill