Fashionista reader Kathleen writes in with these super-ugly Steve Madden shoes. "Definitely trying to be Balenciaga," she says. Sure - unless they're definitely trying to be part of a Toys 'R Us ad on acid. The "Bukled Bright Multi" shoe costs $99.95 which is about an eighth of what the Balenciaga lego shoes cost. They boast a four-inch heel and an e-commerce option. Dignity and batteries not included.