We just heard that MTV is casting for a British version of The Hills. It's almost too good to be true. They want people with "striking looks/personal style." So they love that Lauren's adorable, but they wish she wore better clothes? Us too. They want someone who lives an "aspirational lifestyle." Like they aspire to be in Playboy, or they aspire to meet Marc Jacobs? The best part? They want someone who "wears their heart on their sleeve," and who will "show emotions and tell everyone about them." Ouch.