Ellen Page may still be in talks with a certain cosmetics company for a deal, but it seems another excellent actress has already taken one: Today, we learned that Oscar nominee Virginia Madsen is the new face and spokeswoman... of Botox. The actress will star in the company's print ads and television commercials, which debut at a party next week - along with (seriously) a PSA on behalf of the League of Women Voters, starring Ms. Madsen. We're not sure how voting and vetoing wrinkles go together, but the whole thing gets us inspired: Maybe more women would vote if it was part of a spa experience? There could be the Mani-Pedi Primary, a massage for liberals where you're totally naked, a massage for conservatives where the masseuse doesn't even touch you, just tells you sternly to feel better... Oh, we could make millions.
Botox Mom is Under Investigation by Child Protective Services
Remember that nutso story about the demented mom who injects her eight-year-old daughter with Botox? Well, it ended up being true, and Lara Spencer interviewed the San Francisco-based mom and daughter on Good Morning America yesterday. It was all as creepy and strange as you might imagine--the mom is training the girl to be a "superstar"--but there's some good news. Apparently San Francisco human services is investigating the situation. "It's pretty unusual for a mom to be injecting an 8-year-old with botox and certainly is grounds for an investigation," San Francisco Human Services Agency spokesperson Trent Rohrer told GMA. We have no doubt something will be done. Because this shit is bananas. Click through to watch the video of Spencer interviewing the girl.