Ellen Page may still be in talks with a certain cosmetics company for a deal, but it seems another excellent actress has already taken one: Today, we learned that Oscar nominee Virginia Madsen is the new face and spokeswoman... of Botox. The actress will star in the company's print ads and television commercials, which debut at a party next week - along with (seriously) a PSA on behalf of the League of Women Voters, starring Ms. Madsen. We're not sure how voting and vetoing wrinkles go together, but the whole thing gets us inspired: Maybe more women would vote if it was part of a spa experience? There could be the Mani-Pedi Primary, a massage for liberals where you're totally naked, a massage for conservatives where the masseuse doesn't even touch you, just tells you sternly to feel better... Oh, we could make millions.
Botox Mom is Really Sorry About What She Did and Wants Her Daughter Back Now, Please
Botox Mom Kerry Campbell’s story keeps getting sketchier. Just to catch you up on the details so far: She told the Sun back in March that she injects her eight-year-old daughter with Botox so that she’ll become a star. Last week she appeared on Good Morning, America and allowed her daughter to be interviewed; the girl admitted that, yes, the injections hurt. Then a San Francisco paper reported that the woman’s name might not even be Kerry Campbell, nor does she live in the Bay Area. But supposedly officials had taken her daughter, Britney, away from her. Now she’s popped back up in the Sun again, apologizing profusely and “wailing.” She told the Sun, "I am going to seek therapy for my obsession with looks so I will no longer push my insecurities about appearance on to her." She explained that she never wanted to hurt Britney and thought she was helping her.