Ellen Page may still be in talks with a certain cosmetics company for a deal, but it seems another excellent actress has already taken one: Today, we learned that Oscar nominee Virginia Madsen is the new face and spokeswoman... of Botox. The actress will star in the company's print ads and television commercials, which debut at a party next week - along with (seriously) a PSA on behalf of the League of Women Voters, starring Ms. Madsen. We're not sure how voting and vetoing wrinkles go together, but the whole thing gets us inspired: Maybe more women would vote if it was part of a spa experience? There could be the Mani-Pedi Primary, a massage for liberals where you're totally naked, a massage for conservatives where the masseuse doesn't even touch you, just tells you sternly to feel better... Oh, we could make millions.
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