Giorgio Armani makes roller skates now. 1. If any designer's making roller skates - shouldn't it be Heatherette? 2. That new business plan - the one where he refrains from sticking his name and logo on everything in order to re-establish himself as a luxury instead of mass market brand - was introduced less than six months ago. So has it not started yet or did they just ditch the idea? 3. Why don't they come collaged with pictures of David Beckham rocking his Armani briefs? 4. Does Giorgio himself roller skate through the streets of Milan? Because we would LOVE to see that. 5. Who, exactly, is the target consumer for this $425 product? We're dying to know.
I Met Giorgio Armani and All I Got Was This Stupid T-shirt
Armani's talk at FIT is already over, and here are the only Giorgio highlights, other than the free shirts (at left) handed out at the end - "You live