We fully admit we watched Living Lohan last night, and it was about on par with the latest Indiana Jones: Poorly planned, gleefully great when it wasn't paying attention, and ultimately better with alcohol. But as Dinah Lohan constantly Googled herself, and the show's producers considered it a plot point, we noticed something awful: Dinah was wearing black nail polish. Her young but leathery daughter Ali was also wearing black nail polish. Their rock solid assistant, whose sole job it seemed was to keep Googling the Lohans, wore black nail polish, too. And so we knew, it's officially over. Like Kristen Johnson plunging from the window in the best Sex and the City episode ever, this was "the end of an era": Black nail polish is dead. But keep your bottles around, so you can coat silver barrettes, Tory Burch logos, and Prada sandal stones black, to make them cooler... PS: The graphic at left is from Hollywood Grind. It has nothing to do with this article, except it shows Lindsay at age fourteen, and Ali at age fourteen. Odd how Ali looks like the older sister, isn't it?