Reader Christopher is either excited or repulsed by the following news: Hilary Swank has signed on to produce a movie version of the spectacularly bad Falling Out of Fashion, the first (and hopefully only) novel by Karen Yampolsky, the former executive assistant of Jane Pratt. The book is a thinly veiled and thinly written account of Jane Magazine, specifically the months of transition from Jane to the new (and last) editor, Brandon Holley. Gawker had a smackingly satisfying round-up of the book, which you can read for yourself. Meanwhile, Variety hints that Swank may also star in the movie, which is... um... silly. It's so silly it'll probably make a lot of money.