Faran is such a theater geek that she screamed when she heard this news: On July 7, the new cast of Hair will perform at Theory's boutique in the Meatpacking District, but not just for one or two songs - the cast will sing out from the racks for a whopping 45 minutes. We're so stoked about this, but of course, it's also funny: Hair is a show about individualism, free love, sacrifice, art, rebellion, society's unraveling, and the power (and sometimes the weakness) of youth in America. Meanwhile, Theory is a store built on $300 slacks and a stable black-white-gray color palette. We don't have to spell out the odd contrast, but hey - if Agyness and Gareth can stand against the psychedelic LSD rock n' roll madness without laughing, then cool, maybe Andrew Rosen and the rest of his staff can manage it, too. Peace! Love! Pantsuits!