We knew Stylista would be a dramatic, over-the-top, hysterically unrealistic reality show, but seriously, we didn't think it would be like this. Check out the clips if you can't believe that: 1. Contestants (because that's what they are) have to set up Maggie Rizer's hotel suite for her before she flies into town (Bonus info: does that mean Maggie's in an upcoming ELLE shoot? And going to be on the show?) 2. Contestants are asked to plan Anne Slowey's niece's birthday party, to which the niece instructs "don't embarrass me," sounding like a cross between that 13-year girl from the bat mitzvah episode on SATC and Monty Burns. 3. A faux clueless contestant says, "I certainly don't want to be carrying anyone's coffee" with just enough of a smirk on her face saying even she knows she'll never live this down. 4. A horrifying contestant says, "If you want to work in this industry, you have to change your body for it." Yikes.