"I am totally confused by the whole must-have Marc Jacobs handbag mania. Do people in our feeble 2008 economy still actually obsess over these things? Uh-huh, yup." - the New York Times, on the Marc by Marc store in Provincetown, Massachusetts.
"I heard Marc Jacobs named a purse after her." - Dorota's only funny line, on Serena, from last night's Gossip Girl.