There's a certain bright red vintage Hermes belt sitting in a certain store in Soho that's been weighing heavily on my mind. It was even in my dream last night - I cinched in a men's shirt (don't ask) and walked down the street thinking, "Where did I get the money for this?" And that's how I knew I was in the market for a seriously cool belt. Coincidentally, I came across this very cool (and much less expensive) snake belt on Bona Drag by Keerstin Wintrup. It's still quite a few bucks for an unnecessary accessory, but I'm picturing it with dresses, high-waisted shorts, around men's shirts (what the hell), and maybe even around my arm if I'm feeling funny. And wouldn't it be so amusing to hide it in your boyfriend's pillow case, while you hiss from the hallway?