Aren't these boots adorable? (Picture them with cigarette pants, now coo.) But here's something else: They're called "Trottinette" ankle boots, as in trottinette, French for a (child's) scooter. Does that mean it won't be weird if we wear these while scooting around Bryant Park? Or that it won't be weird if they're worn by a 12-year old? Discuss!