Fact: Many, many people anxiously awaited the return of Halston. Fact: It's Friday, and so many, many people are stuck at "work" while their bosses complain about the crush on the Jitney. Fact: Not everyone can make it to Barneys today, but still have some bills burning holes in their hip pockets. Fact: The first of Net-a-Porter's Halston offerings have just appeared on their site, which should give many girls something to do today, like wondering, "Would I really wear this? Is this really worth $2,000? Should I wait to see what else they put up?" - and voila, something fun to do today. You're welcome.