If the Louvre is to Paris as Bryant Park is to New York, than AF Vandevorst is this week's Y3. 1) The venue, which we knew was far away from everything else, was a parking garage. 2) The models walked up the ramp and wove around a complicated chair formation into numbered parking spots. OK, so it's not quite an ice wall, but it didn't look easy. 3) The clothes weren't really the point. At least we hope not. The huge hair and painted lips were phenomenal, but the collection was all over the place. Not to mention sheer baby blue thigh highs aren't flattering on anyone. And no more lace, please. It's starting to look like curtains.