"What is that? ... Oh, lace. Ugh." - Jenny's internship advisor on the dress she made for her, on last night's Gossip Girl.

"Sorry J, but in the real world, you can't take a note to the principal when the drunken model eats your homework." - Gossip Girl, after model Agyness

"Want to thank the show for doing their part to get rid of Tory Burch flats forever." - from the comments section of Daily Intel's Gossip Girl reality

"Serena's in Women's Wear Daily?!" - one of the minions, in what had to be the most brilliant / bizarre product placement in television history, on Go