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"I often dream of Gwyneth Paltrow -- aspirational dreams where I am her good, good friend and we make precious lunches in her legacy beach house, laug

"I often dream of Gwyneth Paltrow -- aspirational dreams where I am her good, good friend and we make precious lunches in her legacy beach house, laughing. Then I help her with her lines, she gives me a sweater and we hug." - Mike Albo, on his Critical Shopper piece on Tod's, in the Times. Or, his unknowing impersonation of Brett, whichever.

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