Remember back when the letters "MTV" actually meant what they stood for, and music was the entertainment of choice, rather than broadcasting the crushing of people's lives? Don't you wish you could have it back? Well, don't hold your breath. MTV's just announced yet another reality show, this time having to do with fashion, which apparently is unrelated to their modeling reality show, Model Makers, which we're still hoping never makes it on air. The new show doesn't have a name yet, but it calls for "all artists, designers, tastemakers, trend spotters, and anyone who thinks they know the fashion industry like the back of their hand" but who "don't yet have on-the-job experience in fashion, but an understanding of what the public wants and how to give it to them" to apply for the chance to "work directly with a world-renowned fashion designer, entertainment mogul and street icon" to eventually "participate in the creation of a fashion line." Which may as well read: "If you're completely out of your mind, have a vague idea that you want to work in something called "fashion" and are downright enthusiastic about making an ass of yourself with other equally delusional people on national television only to cut your blurry dreams short by giving everyone an unshakable, reality TV reference of yourself which will always stand in place for what should be your actual reputation, please, sign up." Interested parties can e-mail MTVcasting4fash...@gmail.com, parties who just want a little laugh with their lunch can read the full release after the jump. PS. Does anyone not think the mogul in question is Puff Daddy?
Calling all Artists, Designers, Tastemakers, Trend Spotters, and anyone who thinks they know the fashion industry like the back of their hand! DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT IN THE FASHION BUSINESS? MTV is looking to bring a group of people to New York City to work directly with a world-renowned fashion designer, entertainment mogul and street icon. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be intimately involved in the fashion business, and to participate in the creation of a fashion line. At the end of our series, one lucky person will be rewarded with the opportunity of a lifetime! WHO WE ARE LOOKING FOR: We are looking for creative, outgoing, self-confident, and TALENTED people who don't yet have on-the job experience in fashion, but an understanding of what the public wants and how to give it to them. Any creative thinkers, marketing masterminds and sales people please email us! If this is you, please email us at MTVcasting4fash...@gmail.com, telling us about yourself, why you should be chosen? What sets you apart from the rest? Do not forget to include all of your contact information as well as the address of any myspace or facebook pages you might have.