"I can't make out what it is with people and watches. Most of them aren't even time pieces, they're showpieces. If you wore a wrist watch like this, [points to an Hublot] you'd probably go around all day with your sleeve rolled up so people can see it." - Andy Rooney, who obviously loves Fashionista, on 60 Minutes last night.
"That tights aren't pants?!" - Blair, reprimanding a crying underclassmen (and sending a cryptic message via prime time to Lindsay), over her front st