We were going to do a shopping for others. Something like, Dear Uptown Pocahantas, We found these shoes for you. Actually, we hope you found them for yourself because really, no one else can wear them, let alone afford them. You probably can't run with the wind in them, but you can at least make it into a cab in which case we suggest you stay in the cab so that no one mistakes your feet for Cousin It. Love, Fashionista And we thought that'd be ok because if Monsieur Louboutin can make a 5 inch platform peep toe with three layers of suede fringe crawling up your calf (it's actually called a "cut out boot") we can make up whatever shopping characters we want. But then we thought we'd just ask you, if you had a spare $1,795.00 would you consider these an investment? If so, please explain.