What follows is a list of why Alexander Wang is the most perfect Valentine. 1. This isn't a fashion show, it's a rock concert at Roseland Ballroom. 2. He's incorporated both chocolate and tequila into his pre-show cocktails. They might taste foul but it's a valiant and appreciated effort. 3. Ok, so he has nothing to do with this one but walking into a venue shoulder to shoulder with a Margiela clad Sarah Jessica Parker is kind of cool. 4. The black bandage leggings - like an Herve dress for your legs - make me wish I was sitting next to Rachel Zoe so we could die together. 5. My box of Sweethearts are 90% white and that never happens. 6. He opens the show with "Welcome to the Jungle" which means the front row - Fabiola, Lauren Santo Domingo, Erin Wasson, Pamela Love, Keegan Singh, Jen Brill, the Richards sisters, Derek Blasberg - is seriously rocking out. I like to think Anna, Bee, DVF and SJP are rocking out, too. 7. He takes his bow wearing a backstage pass around his neck, as if they aren't going to let him in. 8. This is unrelated to his Valentine qualifications, but there was fur. Discuss.