Red Heart, Red Dresses, Red Confetti

This morning, we were jerked awake not by our large Americano, but by the strangest of runways. Behold the Red Heart Truth Fashion Show, hosted by Tim Gunn, starting Linda Carter grinding down the catwalk to, If You're Good to Momma. -- Sidenote: Post-show, Linda was at the Bryant Park Hotel, where the bellman squealed with delight. He'd met her many, many years ago at the age of twelve and just happened to have a picture to prove it in his wallet. He made our friend take another, Wonder Woman: The Later Years. -- Amanda Bynes tripped on cue when Beyonce sang, "Now you wanna trip," in Single Ladies; Hilary Duff walked to her own song; Susan Lucci just was; Jennie Garth looked amazing; Tori Spelling was skinnier than Rachel Zoe. The dresses? A billowy red Christian Siriano that he made on one day's notice, a feathered red Marchesa, a sequined red Jenny Packham, an red Herve-ish Donna Karan. Meanwhile, this is the second Marcus Schenkenberg appearance so far. He sat front row and combed his hair like Danny Zucco. That's all.

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