To: email@example.com From: firstname.lastname@example.org Hi Britt & Natalie, I'm a freelance stylist looking to rid of about twenty pairs of shoes. They're in mint condition, straight from this season's runways and presentations. There are custom Manolo sandals and booties and Louboutin styles include the Peniche, Miss Golf, Defil, Lapino ankle booties and Rolandos. They range in size from 37.5 to 41.5 and in price from $250 to $375 with the over-the-knee black Manolo boots going for $500. I'm doing an open to the public sale at my apartment and was wondering if you know anyone who might be interested. They can email me for more information/the address. Thanks! ShoeStylista This is not a joke. That's her real email address above. Have a blast and hope you run into LSD on the street.