The fact that Jessica Simpson has anything to do with making shoes still makes us want to rip our hair out and shout obscenities. And we think it's safe to assume that it always will. So when a dear reader sent us this beyond blatant rip off the pop-turned-country singer's company did of this banded and beautiful Sergio Rossi pair, we went to the dark place. They play that "nothing but a t-shirt on" song on a constant loop there. We don't recommend visiting. What's all the more infuriating is that Jess probably owns the designer pair in every shade they produced. Why can't she just leave at least one area of commerce well enough alone?