Vera Wang's going to be on Dancing With the Stars, continuing television's obsession with all things fashion. The former figure skater will be sixty when the season starts next September. She's signed on for the waltz and the foxtrot. We've never actually seen the show so our first thought was, "Wow, can't believe she's doing this," and something along the lines of, "This is so much worse than saying 'fuck' inside her store." But if she is going to do it, we can't wait to see what frilly bedazzled outfits she whips up to dance her away across TV screens.