Okay, sorry for the lateness. But it's Fashion Week. And when I get home, I've gotta write and slideshow and stuff. So I finally just watched this week's ep (yes, at 3 am...I'm an insomniac, especially at this time of year.) I was feeling a pop culture void having not read a thing about TV, let alone watched it in days. Please forgive me for any and all loopiness. 1. Okay, when the heck is Michael coming back? And no Nina? Ridiculous. 2. Did an F-bomb slip out on Lifetime, as in "I f***ing love this color"? I swear it did. 3. Is Althea a girl with literally no reference points who has some serious skill? 4. Sexy, romantic, flowy, strong, punk, cocktail, tiger? (Thanks for writing that one for me, Epperson's model.) 5. Is Jen Rade the best guest judge ever?
6. Why would you not put red on a model? They're models. They can wear the things the rest of us can't, right? And, also, we can wear red. 7. How long do you think Marc Bouwer spent on his hair? 8. Is anyone else fixated on what Smurfette would have worn to Prom? 9. I know she's gone, but seriously, how did Qristal ever get on this show in the first place? 10. And am I the only one still having trouble remembering everyone's names? It's not a good sign for a reality season when I don't have them memorized by week 2.