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Say It Ain't So

Someone's started a rumor that Sarah Jessica Parker'll be the new face of Halston. Let's count all the reasons we bet on never. 1. Halston is a disas

Someone's started a rumor that Sarah Jessica Parker'll be the new face of Halston. Let's count all the reasons we bet on never. 1. Halston is a disaster. Though we're sure Marios Schwab will end its curse and do something brilliant, a brand can't have a face for a collection that doesn't exist (yet). 2. Last time Harvey chose a face, Rachel Zoe, to be associated with a brand, it failed. It really, really failed. 3. As if fashion wasn't sick enough of celebrity, whatever comes down Lindsay Lohan's runway for Ungaro this week will probably put off even the most celeb-friendly of the fashion world for a moment. 4. It'd be silly to pay Sarah Jessica Parker to be the face of a brand when Carrie Bradshaw's been photographed wearing it all over Manhattan, for free, and will be seen on every screen in the same dresses come May. What'd we miss?

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