We still don't really understand Megan Fox. We know she pouts a lot, breaks up with Brian Austin Greene a lot and takes off her clothes a lot. This news falls into the last category - she's been named the new face of Armani Underwear. For some reason, amid swirling retirement rumors and old age, Giorgio's really into pushing his underwear. Last season brought naked Beckhams on every corner and come January, we're really looking forward to seeing Cristiano Ronaldo's fifteen foot tall torso on our way to work each and every morning. Fox will be his girly counterpart, WWD reports that Mert & Marcus shot the actress this past weekend in LA. Unfortunately, not even they could get an image, the campaign doesn't launch until January. But Google image Megan Fox and you'll get a pretty good idea of how she likes to pose in her undies. UPDATE: According to the most recent press release, she's also the face of Armani Jeans. So she does get to put clothes on, too.