Please forgive me while I rant for a moment. When we heard Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was possibly being shot for Vogue, I had a minor fit in the office. Of everyone in young Hollywood that the magazine has yet to feature, I couldn't believe this was the choice. The younger Simpson sister perhaps irks me to a disproportionate degree, but that's just how it is. (I did dress as her on Halloween for a "Come As Your Most Loathed Celebrity Party.") Now that she's been axed from Melrose Place, rumors are surfacing that she wants to do a clothing line. It's just too much. Is Joe Simpson not paying attention to what's happening to Lindsay Lohan in the fashion press this week—because you know he's still pulling the strings on those girls' careers? And of the two sisters, Ashlee certainly hasn't been the "fashion" one, if you can even categorize them that way. Is she going to start knocking off Chucks and Vans? Is there another rocker tee and hoodie line in our futures? Ugh. Okay, off to do some yoga breathing.