There aren't even enough dresses for us to make a best dressed graphic. Last night's red carpet was disastrous. Worse than bad, it was boring, save Gaga's purple Armani constellation, Ciara's layered black Givenchy, Rihanna's Elie Saab couture and (we can't believe we're typing this) Fergie's electric Peter Dundas Pucci - it's like no one even tried. And even then, more than one Twitterer disagreed, "Rihanna's looks like a cheap knockoff of Anna's Chanel couture seashell dress from a coupla Met Balls ago. (Hehehe, balls.)"
Beyonce chose that in which to win a record breaking six Grammys? If Taylor Swift had known she'd sweep Gaga would she have chosen something more exciting? How can the same person wear this and then this, or either for that matter? Nicole Kidman looked uncomfortable in Prada, not to mention poor almost-choking Kristen Bell. And Lea Michelle? She's gorgeous, and her dress was the most boring. Shouldn't everyone be clamoring to dress her? And to the commenter who asked us to address Coco Rocha's self-made dress, we'd rather not.