Today in not at all shocking news, Nicole Polizzi, aka "Snooki," has been arrested for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights, NJ, TMZ is reporting. The #FreeSnooki hashtags are already clogging my twitter feed and J-Woww is twittering about holding a candlelight vigil outside the Seaside Heights police station. We're wondering how Cathy Horyn is feeling about Snooki's arrest, considering her harsh profile of the "not conventionally attractive...short-waisted" Jersey Shore star. We can't wait for the Free Snooki gear. Let the t-shirt making begin. Slate's already got up this handy graphic to give you a head start.