Caption This: Snooki, aka the "Turnip Turned On Its Tip," Arrested

more Today in not at all shocking news, Nicole Polizzi, aka "Snooki," has been arrested for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights, NJ, TMZ is reporti
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Today in not at all shocking news, Nicole Polizzi, aka "Snooki," has been arrested for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights, NJ, TMZ is reporting. The #FreeSnooki hashtags are already clogging my twitter feed and J-Woww is twittering about holding a candlelight vigil outside the Seaside Heights police station. We're wondering how Cathy Horyn is feeling about Snooki's arrest, considering her harsh profile of the "not conventionally attractive...short-waisted" Jersey Shore star. We can't wait for the Free Snooki gear. Let the t-shirt making begin. Slate's already got up this handy graphic to give you a head start.